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Frequently Asked Questions

How can Kiss My Ass Dental® be so great?

Great question! Take my word for it – Greatness is just great, and so is Kiss My Ass Dental®.
I did not think people would really use this program?

Lots of people use this program because it is so great!.
Can you predict the future?

Sorry - no... But Kiss My Ass Dental® is super-great!!!!!
Can I pay cash in Indian Rupees or British Pounds?

That is a great question! Lots of people ask me that one... You will need to pay using a credit card or bank account.
Can I live to be 200 years old if I have good teeth?

Probably not, but just remeber that Kiss My Ass Dental® is an absolutely fantastic program for you - even if you are over 100 years old!
Is this insurance?

No. It is not insurance. I never said it was insurance. I never implied it was insurance. If someone told you that I said this was insurance, they are lying to you. I never have and never will call this insurance. Is it a dental program? Yes! Is it a dental insurance program? No. To be clear. This is not insurance. .
Do I have to use one of your providers?

Yes. Using a provider that is not affiliated with Kiss My Ass Dental® is just plain silly!
How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

Fantastic Question! As you know, a wood-chuck with excellent dental health could chuck much more wood than a wood-chuck that has poor dental health! I would expect that your average wood-chuck could chuck about 276354.
Does this program cover liposuction, gender correction surgery, or tornado damage?

Another common question... People also ask if we cover earthquakes, klingon invasions, and dry or cracked lips. Once again - this is not insurance. Great question though!